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Futurama Quotes. Leela: Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich! Fry: True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step. The Futurama cast and crew also made an animated faux-trailer for the film titled A Terrifying Message from Al Gore featuring Gore and Bender. Al Gore is a recurring guest star on Futurama, appearing in ' Anthology of Interest I ', ' Crimes of the Hot ', Bender's Big Score and ' The Futurama Holiday Spectacular '.

If you hate intolerance and being punched in the face by me, please support Proposition Infinity.

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Thank God most of our fans are huge perverts.

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I suppose if I have an Achilles Heel, it's because I bought it at that same auction.

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Profesor: Trevi! It's the Trevi Fountain! There can be no question!
Leela: But Professor...
Profesor: There can be no question!

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Leela: What do you feed him?
Bender: What comes out one end we feed to the other. Also, Indian food.

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Bender: So where are we going?
Professor: Pandora.
Leela: That dangerous 3D planet? Can't we just send our avatars?
Professor: No, it's cheaper just to have you die.

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Bender: Play it one more time.
Professor: No, it's humiliating and degrading to Leela. Play it ten more times.

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Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine, I'll go build my own Lunar Lander! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the Lunar Lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing.

Bender
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Aye Aye Captain, I mean only one eye, I mean yes sir, ummm, ma'am.

Amy
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Let's see how crazy I am now, Nixon. The correct answer is very.

Professor
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Something's wrong, she's not responding to my poking stick.

Professor
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Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

Zapp Brannigan
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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

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Leela: Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!
Fry: True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step.

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Leela: Who wants to help me break in to the hospital in Kenya?
Fry: I'll come, as long as there's no xenophobes there. [shudders]
Bender: I wanna come too!
Leela: You? Why?
Bender: To prove I can put divisive partisan politics aside to participate in a break-in!

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If you want my opinion, Nixon's only chance to defeat Travers is with filthy lies, dirty tricks, and Quaker thuggery. And I'm just the guy for the job.

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Leela: Bender, you can't even vote, you're a convicted felon!
Bender: Convicted, sentenced, and executed!

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Bender: Good news, everyone!
Farnsworth: Wh-wh-wha?

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You've worn the same pants for a thousand years? No wonder they made a run for it!

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Amy: Aww, Bender. Didn't your mom ever tell you where babies come from?
Bender: No, my mom was a religious fundamentalist. Plus, she didn't have a mouth. It's an unusual combination.

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Bender: Aw, no no no! No way am I that kid's dad!
Ben: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Bender: Aw, crap.

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Bite my 8-bit metal ass.

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Would it cheer you up if I punched Fry in the groin? Cause I'll do it, regardless.

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Mighty merchandise robot!

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I've grown far beyond the penny concern of your world. Every time I burp, a new galaxy is born. Two if I've been eating broccoli.

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Pwned again!

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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

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Leela: Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!
Fry: True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step.

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